Friday, February 26, 2016

Weight Loss?

Judging by the way my clothes are hanging on me, I think I've lost 5-8 pounds over the past few weeks. I'm positive much of the loss can be attributed to the bone and muscle-jarring matatu and piki (motorbike) rides between Kisumu and Kegoye Primary School. It's an 18-mile trip that takes about an hour. Segments of the roads have been under construction for the past few years.
Hmmmm - Shouldn't the quantities of dirt and dust I inhale through the open matatu windows make up for some of that loss?

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Chips, Please

I love avocados, and have gotten accustomed to the standard $1.50 price tag back home.  Here in Kenya, avocados are commonly grown, and sell for 10-30 cents apiece, depending on size. And size is in the eye of the beholder. My 7-inch "medium" is going to make a whole mess of guacamole. Now if I could just find me some tortilla chips .  .  .



Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Shower? Guess Not. . .




Last night's ABO (alternative bathing opportunity) in my 38" X 61" bathroom came courtesy of the Kisumu Water and Sewerage Company, just before the power went out as well. Thank goodness Julyne and I had filled two jugs with about 16 liters of water right after work (the water had also been off the night before).

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Physics Problem

16 adults, a 12-year-old, and a baby are traveling on a matatu (a 14-passenger minivan). This number does not include the driver and conductor. 5 people get off to allow 2 from the back seat to leave. The 5 return and rearrange themselves in the matatu, and are joined by 3 more, one with a 50 kilo bag of maize. The maize is hoisted to the roof of the matatu and secured with a single rope. At the next stop, the mother and baby leave, and 2 secondary school students with trunks and backpacks come aboard, as well as a woman holding 2 live chickens. The trunks are put in the small trunk space behind the rear seats. Two men leave at the next junction, replaced by a woman with a 3-year-old and 2 large shopping bags. She hands the 3-year old to the nearest passenger, and her bags to two other passengers. The matatu stops to pick up 2 additional passengers with suitcases. The suitcases join the sack of grain on the roof of the vehicle.  Two of the students leave and are replaced by a woman with a large basket of greens. 5 large boxes of grocery items are squeezed into spaces under the first two rows of seats for delivery to the next town, and 4 more go into overhead bins.

Question: Which are the most comfortable seats on the matatu?

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Let There Be Light

Unlike Nairobi, Kisumu is teeming with mosquito activity, so I try to be under the mosquito net by 9/9:30. Each year I hope the combination of the net and my daily Malarone will help me avoid malaria.

Nevertheless, it's a bother to tuck the net in securely, and then to have to tuck it back in after you've gotten out of bed to turn off the light.

That's why my solar lantern is always under the net with me, along with my phone, my iPad, and my glasses. It's quite ingeneous - an inflatable plastic cylinder with mini rechargeable panels on top, and a little button to turn it on, increase the brightness, switch to emergency flashing mode, and off again. I turn it on, throw it under the net, turn off the ceiling light, and hop into bed.

 

I've had mine for several years, and it's still going strong. It's particularly useful when the power goes out, often daily in smaller towns and villages, so I usually bring a few extras to leave as gifts.

Mosquitoes

I've always hated mosquites - worse than the biting is that unnerving "I'm gonna getcha" whining as they close in.

In Kenya, there's the additional issue of malaria. To spare you the exertion of doing a Google search, here's what the CDC says:

      "Human malaria is transmitted only by females of the genus Anopheles. Of the approximately 430 Anopheles species, only 30-40 transmit malaria."


Nasty looking critter - isn't she/he/it?

All mosquitos look alike to me, and they seem to be rather secretive about their sexual orientations, so I swat at anything that comes near me. And use a mosquito net. 

I haven't stayed anywhere in the past few years that didn't have mosqito nets for every bed, but I still bring my own. Just in case. And always carry a small spool of Duck tape for repairs. Which I've had to use.

 
Tied up for the day
Ready for bed





Wednesday, February 3, 2016

My Evening "Lullaby"

11:37 - It begins, that first chorus of dogs, starting just over the wall from us, then exuberantly spiraling across the neighborhood. It lasted only 20 seconds, but once the neighborhood dogs (not many indoor dogs here) are quiet, I can hear the faint barking in the distance.

11:46 - a lone barker across the wall tries but fails to get the troops aroused.

11:50, 51- fails again

11:53 - he is once more successful ☹️

11:55 - again ☹️

11:59 - and again ☹️

12:00 - and again ☹️

Should I even bother trying to get to sleep?